A Snake Massage? Would YOU Do It?

  Would YOU use a python to massage yourself?   I don't know if it would cure my aches and pains, but it probably would cure my constipation if I had any...-Alan
A Scottish man with an arm injury tried a new cue: a snake massage, which is a trending new healing technique in Asia.
The guy said, "A friend told me it would be great for my persistent arm injury, and it de-stresses you"
 The process involves laying down and having four giant pythons put on top of you.  At that point you can't get up without the handlers help.
When he went through the treatment he said, "I relaxed, prayed and asked forgiveness for all my sins."
It is claimed the movement of the snakes creates an adrenaline rush fuelled by fear which has a positive effect on the customer's metabolism.