Alan Reed’s Daily Doof And Other Stuff

An Ohio man went on a drinking binge that led to his arrest after his pet pig ate all his pot.

He drank a bottle of 190 proof Everclear and then called 911 several times threatening to hurt himself. Cops had to use a Taser on the man after he wrestled with the cops.

His wife said he gets upset when he doesn’t have any pot. She said her husband didn’t put his marijuana on a high enough shelf.

He was charged with disorderly conduct and resisting arrest.

Fact of the day: Do you know the 100 years war didn’t last 100 years…it lasted
116 years.

QUOTE OF THE DAY: “Nothing will work unless you do.” - Maya Angelou

February 6th is the 37th day of the year. There are 328 days remaining until the end of the year.

There are 8 days remaining until Valentine's Day.

There are 322 days remaining until Christmas.

There are 328 days remaining until New Year's Eve.

Today is Lame Duck Day, National Wear Red Day, Bubble Gum Day, Working Naked Day, Doodle Day, Bubble Gum Day, National Frozen Yogurt Day, Pay a Compliment Day and Give Kids A Smile Day.

-- On this date in 1895, Babe Ruth was born.

-- On this date in 1935, Monopoly went on sale.

-- On this date in 1945, Bob Marley was born.

-- On this date in 1988, Michael Jordan made his signature slam dunk from the free throw line inspiring the Air Jordan logo.

-- On this date in 1993, Arthur Ashe died of complications brought on by AIDS. He was 49.

-- On this date in 1994, Maroon 5 was formed as Kara's Flowers.

-- On this date in 1998, Carl Wilson, the Beach Boys' lead guitarist and youngest of the Wilson brothers, died at age 51.

-- On this date in 1999, excerpts of Monica Lewinsky's videotaped testimony were shown at Bill Clinton's impeachment trial.

-- On this date in 2002, A federal judge ordered John Walker Lindh to be held without bail pending trial. Lindh was known as the "American Taliban." (Or LOSER in my book.)

-- On this date in 2003, 50 Cent's debut CD, "Get Rich or Die Tryin'," was released. (It wasn't worth 2 bits.)

-- On this date in 2003, ABC's '20/20' aired a British documentary on Michael Jackson in which the singer revealed he sometimes let children sleep in his bed.

-- On this date in 2006, Lou Rawls died.

-- On this date in 2008, A Los Angeles judge issued a restraining order against Britney Spears' manager after her mother made the request to the court. Lynne Spears claimed Sam Lutfi had drugged her daughter and interfered with her finances.

-- On this date in 2008, The New York Medical Examiner's Office ruled that Heath Ledger died of an accidental drug overdose brought on by mixing oxycodone, hydrocodone, diazepam, temazepam, alprazolam and doxylamine.

-- On this date in 2014, Jay Leno teared up as he retired from the Tonight Show. He said, "You're very kind. I don't like goodbyes. NBC does. The greatest 22 years of my life. I am the luckiest guy in the world. This is tricky. And the folks here became my family.''