Alan Reed’s ‘Daily Doof’ And Other Stuff

Criminal Genius posts selfie on a Greyhound bus....A man was arrested after he posted a selfie on his Facebook page saying where he was heading.

Police in Pennsylvania wanted the 22-year-old man for assaulting a woman and refusing to let her leave her apartment.

An hour after the woman called cops they learned that he posted the Facebook message, "IT'S TIME TO LEAVE PA." Then he posted a selfie with a message saying "OMW TO SPARTANSBURG SC SAY A PRAYER FOR ME."

Cops learned that a Greyhound bus left heading to South Carolina. They faxed police in Ohio an arrest warrant and they arrested the man when the bus stopped there.

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February 11th is the 42nd day of the year. There are 323 days remaining until the end of the year

There are 3 days remaining until Valentine's Day
There are 317 days remaining until Xmas
There are 323 days remaining until New Year's Eve

Today is Don't Cry over Spilled Milk Day, Make a Friend Day, National Inventors' Day, National Peppermint Patty Day, Pro Sports Wives Day, Satisfied Staying Single Day, Get Out Your Guitar Day and White T-Shirt Day

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Fact of the day: Do you know the reason your nose gets runny when you are crying is because the tears from the eyes drain into the nose.

QUOTE OF THE DAY:

“Genius ain’t anything more than elegant common sense….” —Josh Billings

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-- On this date in 1751, the first U.S. hospital opened

-- On this date in 1847, Inventor Thomas Edison was born in Milan, Ohio

-- On this date in 1948, the La-Z-Boy chair was invented

-- On this date in 1965, Beatles drummer Ringo Starr married his long-time girlfriend Maureen in London. John and George attended, Paul was away on vacation

-- On this date in 1968, Madison Square Garden officially opened in New York

-- On this date in 1990, Donald Trump left Ivana Trump

-- On this date in 1990, Nelson Mandela was freed after 27 years in captivity.

-- On this date in 1990, Buster Douglas, a 42 to 1 underdog, handed Mike Tyson his first professional loss and became the undisputed heavyweight champion of the world.

-- On this date in 1993, Janet Reno became the first female U.S. Attorney General

-- On this date in 1994, Former Arkansas state clerical worker Paula Jones accused Bill Clinton of making improper sexual advances three years earlier in a Little Rock hotel room. The President said it never happened.

-- On this date in 2002, The six stars on "Friends" signed a deal for $24 million each for the ninth and final season of the series.

-- On this date in 2006, Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot and wounded his friend during a weekend quail-hunting trip in Texas.

-- On this date in 2012, Whitney Houston was found dead in suite 434 at the Beverly Hilton Hotel. She was submerged in the bathtub. Beverly Hills paramedics arrived at approximately 3:30 p.m. and found the singer unresponsive and performed CPR. Houston was pronounced dead at 3:55 p.m. Local police said there were "no obvious signs of criminal intent."