I couldn't get a date in high school at Kasson-Mantorville if it killed me. I got turned down a few times. Maybe I should have used this method. It doesn't sound too ba-a-a-a-a-ad. - Alan

According to the Huffington Post, one teen was going to ask the girl, “Would you GOAT to prom with me.”

He told cops he only wanted to take a photo of the goat but couldn’t explain why they stole the animal.

The goat wasn’t injured and taken back to his owners.

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