Here’s To You, Ms. Too-Much-Body-Spray Wearer

Have you ever encountered someone who's wearing so much body spray, perfume or cologne that you smell them coming a mile away? 

That just happened to me earlier today at the gym. I was minding my own business, huffing and puffing along as tried to complete my three-mile jog on the treadmill. I was just about done, with less than half a mile to go, when Ms. Too-Much-Body-Spray Wearer walked over and set up shop on the treadmill next to me.

And let me tell you, the massive amount of body spray she was wearing announced her arrival way before she actually set down her water bottle and towel. Even nearly out of breath, as I usually am on the treadmill, that unmistakable perfume-like aroma hung there, thick in the air.

Luckily, I only had a few more minutes to go before I was done running, so it didn't bother me too much. And, as my wife pointed out, it could have been worse -- there are far more offensive smells at the gym -- so I guess I shouldn't complain. But, wow, that was a lot of body spray she was wearing!

It reminds me of the old Bud Light commercials that saluted different 'Real Men of Genius' -- in this case, Mr. Way Too Much Cologne Wearer. Have you encountered anyone like this lately?