How To Spot Suspicious Candy This Halloween – [Spoof]

Are you sending the kiddos out trick-or-treating tonight? Make sure they’re safe out there– as well as when they come back and start devouring all that candy they collected.

I remember my mom and dad warning me, as all parents do, about potentially dangerous candy I might get when I was out trick-or-treating. Of course, that was back in the 80's when the only things you had to worry about was a needle in a Snickers bar, or a razor in an apple.

But seeing as it’s been awhile since I last went trick-or-treating, and seeing as I don’t have any kids, I’m not all that familiar with all the different kinds candy that’s available today. So, to help clarify things, here’s a handy guide to help you spot suspicious candy this Halloween. And, yes– this is a spoof... ;)