How To Spot Suspicious Candy This Halloween [spoof]

Are you sending the kiddos out trick-or-treating this Saturday? Make sure they're safe out there-- and when they come back and start devouring all that candy they collected.

I remember my mom and dad warning me, as all parents do, about potentially dangerous candy I might get when I was out trick-or-treating-- things like a needle in a Snickers bar, or a razor in an apple.

But seeing as it's been awhile since I last went trick-or-treating, and seeing as I don't have any kids, I'm not all that familiar with all the different kinds candy that's available today. To help clarify things, here's a handy guide to help you spot suspicious candy this Halloween. (And, yes-- this is a spoof...)