I Almost Crashed My Car When

That moment when you're driving like this....

This morning, I saw a monster spider crawling on my dashboard (it's a proven fact that when you are afraid of something it looks 10 times bigger to you).  My eyes were off the road for what seemed like a lifetime - I watched it crawl aaaall the way across my dash.  So yeah, I'm pretty sure if a cop saw me driving, there's no way they wouldn't have pulled me over!!