Nothing Says Thanks For The Lovin’ Like A Basket Of Autographs

There were rumors going around that Derek Jeter would give his one night stands a post pardon gift as they left his house. Supposedly it was full autographed goodies - nothing says thanks for the loving quite like an autograph lol. There's a lady stepping forward now saying she "has cherished her gifts for more than a decade and is ready to part ways with it" (the basket the gifts came in, not the actual gifts). She put the basket up on Craigslist for nearly $2,000. She says she can describe every inch of Jeter's body for those that doubt her validity.

Here's the basket she's selling:

Look what I found..... What a coinkydink.