Oldest Person In The World Croaks

I don't know if I'd want to hold the title of the "Oldest Person in the World" title. It always ends in death.

Gertrude Weaver, from Arkansas died at the age of 116, just 6 days after she was named oldest person in the world.

The new oldest person is now a lady who lives in Michigan, and turns 116 next month. She is so old that when she was a kid, rainbows were in black and white. HA! - Alan