Punxatawny Phil Sees His Shadow- 6 More Weeks Of Winter

Happy Groundhogs Day! Punxatawny Phil, who lives in Gobblers Knob, DID see his shadow and his handlers, who actually speak 'groundhog-ese', translated Phil's jibberish into English. Phil has predicted that yes, there will be 6 more weeks of winter. Then he was taken out back and shot.
I just like saying the words 'Gobblers Knob', because I am immature.
Just kidding about the shooting thing, but enjoy the cold, all thanks to the magical powers of a rodent. - Alan