Secrets to a Long Life
During an interview, an old lady was asked the secret to a long and healthy life.
"For better digestion I drink beer. If I have appetite loss I drink white wine. In case of low blood pressure I drink red wine. For high blood pressure I drink Scotch. And when I have a cold I drink schnapps," she explained.
Then the interviewer asked, "When do you drink water?"
Her response?
"I've never been that sick."
(Okay, a disclaimer here. This story isn't real. It's a joke!)