During an interview, an old lady was asked the secret to a long and healthy life.

"For better digestion I drink beer. If I have appetite loss I drink white wine. In case of low blood pressure I drink red wine. For high blood pressure I drink Scotch. And when I have a cold I drink schnapps," she explained.

Then the interviewer asked, "When do you drink water?"

Her response?

"I've never been that sick."

(Okay, a disclaimer here. This story isn't real. It's a joke!)

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