Dear Young Samm: Here’s How to Not Suck

If only it were possible to give your younger self a heads up about some of the crap you will face later in life. My letter would say:

"Good lord, do NOT go with that school loan, or you will paying for the rest of your life!"

"Not him!! Or him.. or him." haha.

"Do NOT put that blue eyeliner on!"

"It is not sexy to spike your hair in the back! Do NOT cut your own bangs!

"The size on the tag of your clothes is far less important than the way they fit you... ask your muffin top! Speaking of which, you own more than JUST sweatshirts!"