Scandinavian scientists are developing a headset that will allow dogs to talk. The Nordic Society for Invention and Discovery says, “The brain waves differ quite a lot from different races as well as individual dogs.

However it is possible to detect some common patterns and we have no doubt that in the future this technology will open up a vast new era of communication between dogs and humans, or animals in general and humans.
“No More Woof'' is the result of combining the latest technologies in three different tech-areas - EEG (electroencephalography) sensoring, micro computing and special [brain-computer interface] software.
The operating system relies on sensors in the headset which detect electric signals in the dog's brainwaves. Technology from an in-built processing device then analyses the signal patterns and deciphers them into distinct feelings like anger, curiosity or tiredness.
The first version will be quite rudimentary. But hey, the first computer was pretty crappy too.”   I would ask the dog, "Hey dog, why did God give cats 3 more brain cells than you, so they can poop in a box?". -Alan  (Photo- Tumblr)