The Struggles of Homeownership

Buy a house they say! It'll be fun they say!

Of course, I'm thrilled to be a homeowner. Don't get me wrong. BUT now that it's MY house, I have a few things I have to take care of - some minor, some not so minor. 

Dear Garage,

Everything about you irritates me! I typically don't judge a book by its cover, but my god, you are hideous. You make my life miserable! I have a new car that needs to be parked in your available occupancy, but YOU make it impossible for me to do! All I've got to say is, it's time for a makeover!

Sincerely,

Irritated home owner