Today Is National Sloppy Joe Day

I love a good sloppy Joe sandwich, especially if they are homemade and not from a Manwich can. A good sloppy Joe should have sliced pickles, too. And when you bite into it, the delicious meaty goodness falls out on the plate. Or your lap. On white pants. Now excuse me while I go make some. - Alan

Today is also Oatmeal Cookie Day, Goddess of Fertility Day, Awkward Moments Day, Forgive Mom and Dad Day and National Agriculture Day. Celebrate accordingly.