The 234-page Wells report on 'Deflate Gate' was released by the NFL earlier this week, concluding it was “more probable than not” that Patriots personnel tried to break the rules, and that Tom Brady was likely aware of the practice of deflating balls. So how did he respond? By breaking into song!

Actually, these comments were made back in January, right before Brady and the Patriots beat the Seahawks in the Super Bowl. And somebody with a lot of spare time on their hands edited down Brady's press conference remarks, Auto-Tuned them, and set them to music, creating a lovely little ditty called, 'To Me, Those Balls Are Perfect'. Its melody and lyrics are truly haunting. Take a listen...

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