Want Your Farts To Smell Like Chocolate? There’s A Pill For That!

I have three stinky brothers and an even stinkier father!  Every year, as we gather around the table, you are guaranteed to lose your appetite at one point because of their uncontrollable gas... UNTIL NOW!!!  There is a guy in France that has created a pill that is all natural and will make your farts smell like CHOCOLATE!!  Can I order in bulk please?!

While chatting with Alan about this awesome gag gift, he brought my attention to another phenomenal one - fart filter deodorizing pads!