Many years ago when I was married, my wife asked me to "find the keys" that were in her purse. I looked... and looked... and looked, but to no avail. I ended up taking her purse, tipping it upside down and emptying the contents on the table. WRONG THING TO DO GUYS! If you do this, RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

Remember the scene in the Exorcist where Linda Blair's head spins around and vomit shoots out? I swear that is what happened the moment I did that. Lesson learned.

Well, Buzzfeed.com asked random women to empty out their purses and reveal what they had inside. I found the results amazing. I swear a woman can keep an entire shopping mall, complete with a food court, in her purse.

See for yourself. - Alan

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