What Would Email Behavior Look Like In Real Life?

I'm old enough to remember when email was a new development at work. Back in the old AOL 'You've Got Mail' dial-up Internet days, email was fun to check, because it was usually a friend of yours sending you something goofy. Now, of course, it's pretty much a necessary evil, as just about all business communication is email-based. But what would it look like if we behaved in person the way we do via email? Take a look...