This is the greatest article EVER! If you are a softball player, you must read.

"Softball, like dating, is not for the faint of heart. It requires confidence, precision and strength of will. It will test your patience, determination and - most importantly - your ability to get the job done," reads the first paragraph of the story on the website Elite Daily.

Before "the one" and love of my life that I have now, I had a lovely Taylor Swift-like dating life. I'm totally NOT ashamed of this! Why settle for something that is NOT EVERYTHING you want and deserve? While I wasn't sure if I'd ever find that, I sure as hell wasn't going to give up on the search!

There's entirely too much truth to this article. I'm a first baseman, and this is what the story has to say about me and my dating habits.

"First Base: All about the wing game.

First base players have to be solid and reliable. Thus, they make damn good wing women.

They’re great to go out with, patiently waiting for you to play your game and interpret where you’re going next. They do, however, have a few tricks up their own Under Amoured sleeve.

First base players are confident and charming. They may not be as daring as pitchers, but they know a good thing when they see it. They are more likely to wait for something to come to them, but once it does, they know exactly how to handle it and turn it into the winning opportunity.

Once in a relationship, they are supportive and reliable. If crossed, however, they’ll throw you away faster than a loose grounder."

That last line kills me - talk about accuracy!

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