Dumb Criminals

A local sheriff's office reminded residents to not call their moms, while driving from police, in an attempt to avoid arrest.

A man in Wisconsin just found himself single and arrested after his proposal had a way too familiar ring to it.

I think it is only safe to assume, at least in current times, that you are constantly being watched out in public.

Fleeing from law enforcement in a motor vehicle is a felony in Minnesota!

This Minnesotan did just about everything he could do in front of a marked squad car that would give him unwanted attention.

I hope he didn't ACTUALLY think he'd get away...