The Most Popular Christmas Toy This Year Is A Glitter Pooping Unicorn
Do glitter pooping unicorns speak to your inner unicorn? They don't speak to my inner Unicorn, but then, I've never been a Pooping Glitter Unicorn person. Do I like unicorns? Sure, who doesn't (besides Kesha and James Van Der Beek)? But I'm not a kid, and the audience these are targeted at LOVE them!
The Poopsie Slime Surprise Unicorn really covers all the bases. You have a cute unicorn, silly, and gross all mixed together.
On Amazon for about $50 (more if you want more poop, it'll cost you more), you feed the unicorn from a bottle (it comes with powdered food you mix with water), push the belly button and glittery poop falls from its heart-shaped bum-hole.
But wait, there's more fecal fun coming! You get a...keychain? Fob? Hollow Pile o'Rainbow Poop? to hold your poop. Why would you want to do that? Well, a) makes it portable poo, and ii) what kind of person wouldn't want to carry glittery unicorn poo with them? This unpacking video is a pretty complete rundown on the unicorn runs.
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