The Best Stories From Goodhue County’s Sheriff’s Office Weekly Report
Every week the Goodhue County Sheriff's Office posts a weekly report on its Facebook Page. It is gold. It doesn't just detail the everyday challenges and actions of the office, it reports it with style. And so today, I offer my personal favorites from their latest post.
The Dennison Dough Head
Dennison- A report of gunshots turned out to be a really really bad prank.
It started as people camping on private property when a vehicle pulled up, shut off their lights then fired off 3 shots then left. This turned out to be an attempt by their Grandpa to scare them by shooting 3 shots straight up into the air. The County Attorney is considering charges.
To be clear- Making someone think you are shooting at them is NOT a good prank.
A quick google search gives multiple suggestions for harmless pranks such as this one: Stuff a clean sock or napkin in the toes of the "victim's" shoes. If you're feeling mischievous, take a moment to perform this trick on every pair of shoes the person owns.
I am glad that wasn't my grandpa. I love jokes, but intentionally trying to scare me with gunshots in 2022? No thanks. A big thank you to law enforcement in SE Minnesota!
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The Best of the Goodhue County Sheriff's Office Weekly Report: 8/30 - 9/5/22
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