A $1 Million Super Bowl Package?

Super Bowl 50 is Sunday, February 7th in Santa Clara, just outside San Francisco. Ticket scalpers are re-selling tickets for an average of $5,300+ dollars.
If you have an extra million dollars lying around, you might be able to get this...

CBS claims the Fairmont Hotel in San Francisco is offering a $1 million hotel package for Super Bowl week. The stay includes four nights in a three-bedroom penthouse suite. The suite includes a terrace, a formal dining room, a kitchen, a pool hall and a two-story library. Monogrammed bathrobes are also provided. 22 Super Bowl tickets and a suite at the game are also included. Guests will receive a police escort to the game. (Cry towel for when your team loses is extra. ) -Alan