Do You Talk to Your Car/Stoplights?

Sometimes I think I am crazy.  I find myself talking to my car or even the stop lights when I drive.  7 out of 10 of us do it.  This morning when it was -7 below zero, I petted the dash of my car and said, "Thank you for starting today, Maggie White!"   I call my Buick LeSabre 'Maggie White' because I bought her from a lady named Maggie and she's white in color.  And my car is a 'she'.  And when it comes to being on the road, I always thank the 'light Gods' when I get all green lights.  One day, I went from the studio's here in downtown Rochester, to my place in Stewartville and I got all green lights!  I'll even catch myself saying, "Oh PLEASE STAY GREEEEEEEEN!" when I approach lights.  And why is it when they ARE red and I stop, they will turn green the exact moment my car comes to a complete stop?  Drives me nuts.  Am I the only one who does this?  What are your thoughts? -Alan