Technology: Keeping Butts Warm World Wide

A picture of a toilet flashed across our screens this morning, and definitely stole my attention.  Smart toilets, coming soon to stores near you!  Let me put this into perspective for you, so you can be as excited as me.  It's mid January in Minnesota, and you're awaken by a sudden urge.  You head to the bathroom to a nice "soft nightlight" around the bowl, so no need to blind yourself with the bright light.  You sit down to a nice warm (yeah, adjustable heating) seat, and that activates the "cleansing functions."  All done?  Just stand up.  It will flush and close the lid automatically.  It will even play your favorite tunes while doing your business, because it syncs with your smartphone!  I WANT ONE!!!