Things That Are Impossible To Do

Boy, did the Vikings stink things up last night. Ponder is taking a lot of heat for his poor performance. He had a bad night. We've all had one...or two.

As I was watching the game, it got me thinking that is is impossible for me to watch a Vikings game and NOT utter a naughty word or two. You, too! Don't lie to me, I KNOW you swear during the game.

What other things are impossible to do? For me, drive the speed limit. Only eat 1 pickle roll-up at holiday parties. It is impossible to move your leg in a clockwise circle and simultaneously draw a "6." It is impossible not to try it now. Lick your elbow. Put a fart back.

What other things are impossible? -Alan