Last Minute Costume Ideas For Halloween

With Halloween in a few days I asked my listeners to come up with some last minute, cheap and easy ideas for costumes. As you can see in the picture, I am a BUCK-AN-EAR!"

Here's what others came up with:

- Come fully clothed, with a picket sign that says "Nudist on Strike". I did that one year and got a bunch of laughs.

-White shirt, boxer shorts and sunglasses for the Tom Cruise Risky Business pose.

- Bring a picture frame large enough for your head and go as a "Self-Portrait".

- Do you have unmatched socks lying around? Put them to good use by pinning them to your shirt and going as 'Static Cling".

- Wear a white t-shirt and take sharpie and write the word 'life' on it. Hand out lemons. "When life hands you lemons'.

- Go as a "Sunburned Tourist". Wear a Hawaiian shirt and sunglasses. Take reddish makeup and make your face look burned. Take the sunglasses off to see the effect.

- Get a pair of cheap sunglasses and glue some cotton balls around the frame. Wear a name tag that says "Hello, my name is Joe". BOOM! You're "Cotton-Eyed Joe"!

- Take a white garbage bag, cut holes for your head and arms and wear it. You're "White Trash".

- Get some cheerleader pom-poms and a shirt that says, 'Go Ceiling'. You're a "Ceiling Fan!"

- A chef's hat and an iron. You're the "Iron Chef"!

- If you're really lazy and un-creative, take a marker and write the word 'Book' on your face. Yeah, you're 'Facebook'.

- Wear 10-15 name tags that say 'Hello, my name is' and put a different name on each one. You're "Identity Theft".