What If You Applied Facebook in Real Life?

For those of you who do not really comprehend why Facebook exists....

Presently, I am trying to make friends OUTSIDE of Facebook while applying the same principles.

Therefore, every day I go down on the street and tell passers-by what I have eaten, tell them how I feel, what I have done the night before and what I will do tomorrow night.

Then I give them pictures of my family, my dog and me gardening and spending time in my pool.

I also listen to their conversations and tell them I love them. And it works. I already have 3 people following me:

2 police officers and a psychiatrist. -Alan